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Maddening Madness makes Incredible Country

via Daily Prompt: Maddening

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I have been keeping this for almost a half year. You wonder what ‘this’ is? The answer is fury.

Since last July up to June 2018, I will be staying in the one and only incredible country, India, to finish my study while at the same time wishing it could be done faster which is quite impossible. Well, I am a quarter way done anyway and I am not joking by saying I wish it could be done faster because they were right. My lecturers, my friends, everyone that gave me words of wisdom ARE right about this country. India is incredible in very frustrating way.

I always have very little expectation about almost everything, but this country has successfully triggered me to reach an unexpected level of my limit. I have written a list of what the seniors, lecturers, and everyone who have experienced the life in this country had ever said and then divided it into the ups and downs. Here they are as I remembered and how I found it true after several months of surviving:

It is better to start from the negatives so that we would have a good and happy ending for the conclusion.

  1. Lots of people do not like to use toilet

    I have known this ever since. Though I still keep the positive mentality in my mind, thinking lots of possibilities. Maybe only when they are far away from public places. Maybe there are not enough public toilets and so forth. Everything changed once I saw a group of men peeing right next to a public toilet. Well, maybe they just like it that way.

  2. When they say tomorrow, it means three days later

    and when they say next week, it means you probably have to come back next month. I have a Vodafone sim card that is still inactive and obviously useless after three complains to the store and they just shook their head like a dashboard doll in a car while kept promising me that the card will be activated tomorrow. Tomorrow never ends.Only that? Nope. The heater in my bathroom is broken, I have given up waiting for tomorrow that the electrician has promised me a month ago.

  3. If you are not get poisoned by the food, you are not cool, Mate!

    Thank God I am not cool. However, my friends here are super cool! Especially my flatmate, he hold the record of our batch by getting three food poisoning in five months. He even got diarrhea after consuming a well packed snack from supermarket.

  4. It is probably not poisonous. It just has the same ingredients as your ointment

    Seriously, it is overly spiced. You can feel Vicks Vaporub in your mutton curry. Enough said about food!

  5. Some people are racist

    I did not think so on my first three days here. I thought everything was normal until my third month. I realized the security treat us differently. Not only me but also my friends who have different physical features to Indians. I saw an Indian stranger who lived outside the campus may pass the security check but they keep checking event interrogating us as we are stranger. When I asked why don’t they remember the answer was simple: you and your friend look like Asians. WE ARE, SO WHAT?

Right then, I do not want to burn myself in fury. Now let’s see what’s good about this country.

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However, it is not relevant anymore if I share the good things here. The prompt says ‘Maddening’. Thus, those are the maddening madness that I have encountered so far. Next time will be about the good stuffs in India. Cheers. 

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Triggering ENTP 101

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The stereotype said that ENTPs are insensitive and emotionless. Well, we are, but we are not in some cases. Our emotion works in slightly different way that some people find it difficult to relate.For instance, we would be very sentimental on something that other people with different MBTI do not understand where in the hell the emotional part is. We will not find a racist joke offensive though it is intended to insult us but we will be very sarcastic towards unnecessary comments in Facebook. Anyway, here are several things that might trigger the emotion of ENTPs that I have put on a list. Feel free to think that I am emotionally retarded.

Death of Fictional Characters


Maybe you will think it is normal to cry over a death of fictional character but for ENTPs, no matter how many time we have seen the scene or read the part where the character died, the feeling will remain the same as that is the first time we watch or read it. Even worse, it sometimes make us too emotional that will influence us to say or do something that people do not expect to come out from ENTPs. I was re-watching an episode in One Piece when suddenly remembered that episode was the one which one of my favorite character died. That was my second time seeing it. After watching, I called my brother making sure he was alive. Thank God he is alive until now. That was long ago, recently I cried over the death of my original character which appears on the short story I post recently. My friend was like: ‘if you can’t handle killing him, so why did you kill him?’

Losing an Argument


We are natural debater. Thus, we won’t accept our lost in an argument. ENTPs are full of ‘but’ when it comes to debate. Debating and arguing are fun for us but when we lost, weird emotion and reaction will happen. I personally will feel upset and disappointed to myself and put respect to the person who comes with better argument. Often the people who beat me become my close friend or we keep in touch to argue more. Mostly I lost to other ENTP or…. ENFP. Damn you Charles Xavier.

Virus, Malware and Blue-Screen of Death


This is personal thought of mine. I am not sure if other ENTPs out there feel the same about this but I love my computers more than I want to have girlfriend. Yes I am single as hell but it won’t trigger me if you mock my relationship status because ENTPs normally do not care about such thing. You are an ENTP and you worry about being single? Better re-take the test, mate. Probably you are a feeler. LOL! Okay back to the three horrible things that might be serious threats to my babies (computers). Those stuffs will make me so angry and cranky for days until I am able to get rid of them. I did not sleep for three days straight, ate biscuits for breakfast and dinner, was so cranky all day and could not focus during the lesson because I thought about hundreds possibilities to ‘heal’ my PC from a goddamn malware that infected the system. Thank God it was successful. I hugged my PC after that. Have I been so attentive and caring to my exes? Ain’t nobody get time for that. My point here is that sometimes ENTPs level of affection is unpredictable. We sometimes love inanimate objects more than we love people. Other ENTPs might be triggered if his cactus die, someone eat his or her last doughnut, or even when she does not get the food she craves the whole day. Surprisingly, some of us are immune to spoiler. Spoil us a movie that we haven’t watch and we will happily request you to tell us the ending.

Witty is Pretty


I understand that physical beauty is the initial attraction before we know what’s inside. Thus, some people, especially those feelers, may strongly believe on the concept of ‘love at the first sight’. For ENTPs, men in this case, that is bullshit. We are attracted to beautiful hot chicks, obviously. However, it does not mean we would like to date every pretty girl that we meet. For us, or me personally, what’s inside is the most important and physical is number two. I would rather talk about aliens, galaxies and possibilities of parallel multiverse all day long than staring at beautiful face of my girlfriend for three hours straight. Thus, pretty or handsome or whatever it’s named according to ENTPs like us is when someone is able to share his or her wild thoughtful intellectual exploration in daily basis to us.

Well, those are some ‘triggers’ to our emotionless emotion. Who said ENTP has no feeling? We are just feeler in different way. Now you know how to make us angry, sad, or even broken.

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